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RE: re: seriously?
By Michelle
Archived at:03/29/2010 11:03:45 pm
Like, oh muh gawd! You must be old! I thought gang bangs were
around in.. uh... I dunno, like the 70's or something, right? That
was a way long time ago. How could you so like, not even know what
the word means? That's okay, cuz like, I'm really good at talking
normal, and I can so totally show you what a gang bang looks like.
And the only violance is like, when you run out of lube, y'know? I
mean, it only hurts a little, but then you're stuck with walking
pigeon toed the next day, and you have the hardest time picking out
the right color dress, because it has to match the one pair of
shoes you have for the day after the gang bang? Then everyone asks
you why you're wearing something so horribly out of style, and
you're like, cha, whatever! I just bought these last week, and I
thought they were hot, okay? I don't know why old people like you
don't try a gang bang once in awhile. I mean, the only thing better
than one dick... uh... hello, try seven! It's even better if
there's at least one gay guy in the group, but then he distracts
all the other guys, and they run screaming around like girls. And
that's soooooo funny. My friend Lance was at my last gang bang. He
works at Fantastic Sam's, and he's all, I totally want to do some
of those super hot guys, right? So I sucked him off for about three
seconds, and he starts to get soft, and he's like uh... sorry
Michelle, I still totally love you though! And I'm all, I know!
Then he started touching all the other guys asses, and only one of
them noticed, and I was glad for him because everybody got lucky
that night, y'know? Anyway GB or GH or like, I can't remember your
moniker, because I have ABCD, and everything, and I've thought
about like a bazillion things since I started writing this, but I
just wanted to say that I undetstand being old. I'm gonna be like,
27 in a month, and that really sucks. Anyway, even old people can
so totally have fun. You should totally try a gang bang, and invite
a gay guy. They're so funny! Anyway, gotta run. I'm showing my
foreign friend around town, and she totally doesn't speako normal
at all! I think she's from England or something. So I gatta run!
Love ya! Kisses! Gang bangs! and Hugs! Mwa!
Michelle